April 30, 2023 Toontown 2
HEYHEYHEYHEY HIIIII HIYAAA ALL WHAT'S UP!?!??! SORRY I LIED AGAIN THIS DIDN'T COME OUT FRIDAY. OOPSIES. BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD
REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY SO I PROMISED ANOTHER TOONTOWN ENTRY BACK IN MY VERY FIRST ONE AND GUESS WHAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. THE MAIN MAIN
SUBJECT OF THIS POST IS GOING TO END UP BEING THE MAYPRIL FOOLS UPDATE BUT BUT BUT FIRST LET ME UPDATE ON STUFF FROM THE FIRST
BLOG POST!!!!!
FIIIRST OF ALL: WE BEAT ALTON!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A BASTARD AND I THINK DEFINITELY HARDER THAN DERRICKMAN BUT WE KICKED HIS ASS.
WE'RE RAPIDLY APPROACHING WINSTON SHE BETTER HIDE. ALSO ALSO I SUCCESSFULLY DRAGGED NOT ONLY MY QUEER PLATONIC PARTNER DOWN
THE TTCC HOLE WITH ME BUT MY COUSIN TOO. IT DOESN'T PLAY AS MUCH AS MY QPP DOES BUT THE INTEREST IS STILL THERE. I THINK. ANYWAYS
ME AND QPP ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY FIXATED (SAME W ARROW BUT NOT THE EXTENT AS WE ARE I THINK) THIS STUPID GAME AND WHEN I TELL YOU
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A MUTUAL HFX WITH SOMEONE IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. WE FEED INTO EACH OTHER AS WELL AS OUR OWN
NEVER ENDING NEED FOR CONTENT. IT'S GREAT. ALSO ROYAL BLUE DOG HAS HIS FUCKING WITCH HAT BACK!!!!!! SAME WITH HIS ORIGINAL SHIRT!!!
BUT HE'S GOT SOME NEW SHOES AND A TRANS PRIDE CAPE. THE COOLNESS LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. TEAL DUCK HAS HIS ORIGINAL SWAG BACK
TOO BUT I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE... HE IS IN THE GIFS AT THE END OF THIS ENTRY THOUGH ;3
OKAY I THINK THAT'S ALL THE SHIT FROM LAST TIME THAT NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED ON!!!!!!! SOSOSOSO LIKE WAYY NEAR APRIL FOOLS THIS
UPDATE WAS TEASED ALONGGG WITH A NEW BOSS FOR APRIL FOOLS WHO ALREADY LOOKED SUPER COOL BUT THIS UPDATE ONLY JUST DROPPED
LAST FRIDAY BECAUSE THEY REALLLYYY WANTED TO PUT EFFORT INTO IT AND HOLY SHIT I DON'T THINK I CAN ARTICULATE ME, ARROW AND MY QPPS
REACTIONS TO NOT ONLY THE PRE BATTLE CUTSCENE BUT THE BATTLE ITSELF. IT'S SO INCREDIBLY CHARMING IN SO MANY WAYS I WAS FOAMING AT
THE MOUTH THERES SO MUCH LOVE INTO THIS FUCKING GAME.
SOOO IT WAS ESTABLISHED IT WASNT CANON BUT BASICALLY THE FIGHT INVOLVES TWO OF THE MANAGER BOSS FELLAS LIKE LITERALLY STEVEN UNIVERSE
FUSING LIKE WITH GAY DANCING AND THE FLASH OF LIGHT AND EVERYTHING INTO ONE FUCKING GUYH AND ONCE HE'S DONE HE DOES THE SAILOR MOON
POSE I'M SO SERIOUS FOR TJHE NON-TTCC ENJOYERS I COULDN'T MAKE SMTH LIKE THIS UP. I DON'T HAVE MY GROUPS FIRST REACTIONS ON RECORDING
CUZ I DIDN'T THINK TO BUT I DO HAVE OUR SECOND REACTIONS AND FOR THAT I'M SO THANKFUL. ALSO LIKE MOST OF THE BIG BOSS FELLAS (EXCLUDING
CLO, CFO, CEO AND VP FOR WHATEVER REASON) WERE IN THE CROWD WATCHING, INCLUDING MY ***WIFE***. I LOST MY MIND. I SCREAMED A LITTLE. YEAH.
I WENT A LITTLE KOOKOO CRAZY. HE'S PRETTY.
AFTER THE CUTSCENE FINISHED AND THE MECHANICS KICKED IN I JUST REMEMBER BEING SO EXCITED I COULDN'T EVEN PROCESS WHAT WAS HAPPENING LIKE
I WASN'T READING JACK SHIT BECAUSE I WAS SO ECSTATIC AND I LITERALLY MESSED UP THE SHUFFLE CUPS MINIGAME BECAUSE I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION
I WAS JUST. I WAS SILLY. BUT EVENTUALLY EVENTUALLY I FIGURED SHIT OUT. ALSO WE DID LIKE SURPRISINGLY OKAY FOR THE FIRST TIME. SO ME, ARROW
AND MY QPP ARE ALL PLAYING AND IN A DRASTIC TURN OF EVENTS ARROW'S COMPUTER EXPLODES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT SO NOW ITS JUST ME AND QPP.
AND WE ACTUALLY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAKE IT TO THE SECOND PHASE WHICH WE WERE ENTIRELY UNPREPARED FOR BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LIKE "YAYYY WE DID IT!!"
NO. JUMPSCARE SECOND PHASE.
SO WE DIE LIKE RELATIVELY QUICKLY WE DON'T EVEN KILL ONE OF THE GUYS. WE WAVE OUR HEADS IN SORROW AND SLUMP AWAY AND TRY TO GO FIGHT DEEP DIVER
AGAIN WHICH WE'VE ALSO BEEN STRUGGLING AND IMMEDIATELY DIE DOING THAT AS WELL HOLY HELL WE'RE BAD AT THIS GAME. SO WE DEJECTEDLY GET OFF THE
SILLY SHENANIGANS GAME AND DECIDE TO TRY AGAIN ON SUNDAY. (TODAY!!!!!!!!!)
SO ME AND ARROW ARE TALKING OUTSIDE OF TOONTOWN OBVIOUSLY AND WE START TALKING ABT THE BOSS (WHOS CALLED HIGH ROLLER) AND WE BOTH LEARN THAT
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING DIFFICULT TO 3-MAN THE FIGHT (WHICH WE WERE TRYING TO DO.) RELUCTANTLY, AFTER I CONSULT WITH QPP, WE ALL AGREE TO TRYYYY
TO SOCIALIZE AND USE THE IN GAME GROUP FUNCTION TO TRY TO FIND SOMEONE TO HELP US TAKE DOWN THE EVIL GAY FUSION FELLA. THE FIRST TWO TIMES WE
DO IT IT'S JUST ABSOLUTE DISASTEROUS LIKE THE FIRST GUY JUST FUCKING LEAVES AND THEN WHEN WE GET A SECOND GUY, MY QPP CRASHES AND WE GOTTA DITCH
THEM. IM SORRY TO YOU SMTH CROSSWORD. IT WASNT YOUR FAULT...
BUT I GUESS THIRD TIME REALLY IS THE CHARM BECAUSE ON THE THIRD TRY WE HAVE SOMEONE NAMED TASER JOIN. THEY SEEM CHILL AS ALL HELL AND ABSOLUTELY
UNBOTHERED. THEY EVEN CHANGED INTO SOME DAPPER CLOTHES BEFORE THE FIGHT BEGUN. WE WERE FEELING CONFIDENT.
IT BECOMES VERY CLEAR THAT THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. HE'S INSTRUCTING US LIKE THE ABSOLUTE MORONS WE ARE AND IT WORKS LIKE
WAY TOO WELL. WE BLOW THROUGH THE FIRST STAGE AND BOOM. WE'RE AT THE SECOND. ANXIETY BUILDS. THE THREE ENEMIES IN THE THIRD STAGE COMPLETELY
KICKED ME AND MY QPP'S ASSES THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT BUT OF COURSE NATURALLY TASER IS A PRO AND INSTRUCTS ON EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND WE KILL
THEM NO TROUBLE. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A THIRD STAGE. SECOND JUMPSCARE.
THANKFULLY TASERS INTELLIGENT SELF ALSO KNEW WHAT TO DO AND JUST WALKED US THROUGH WHICH ENEMY TO TARGET AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY TOOK
THE MAIN BOSS DOWN AND DOWN UNTIL!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SO FUCKING HAPPY WE WERE
FROLICKING. WE THANKED TASER LIKE 11 TIMES FOR CARRYING US BECAUSE NATURALLY WE WOULD'VE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THE LAST PHASE OR
EVEN LIKE THE SECOND PHASE. BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS SOOO FUCKING FUN OH MY GOD IT WAS DEFINITELY STRESSFUL BUT HOLY SHIT SEEING ALL THE
UNIQUE ATTACKS AND MECHANICS MADE IT SO TOTALLY WORTH IT. ALSO THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!! THE BOSS' THEME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S SO GOOD.
ALSO I GOT ENOUGH CURRENCY FROM THE BATTLE TO FINALLYYYY MAKE A CLUB WHICH IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE!!!!!! WE DECIDED ON BIRD UP
WHICH IS NOT ONLY GOLDEN BUT ALSO PRETTY ICONIC IN MY FRIEND CIRCLE GROUP THING. UHYEAH SWEEP. FOR NOW IT'S CALLED DOG'S CLUB THOUGH.
NAME APPROVAL I ASSUMEGSMISGDMIG
HEREEEES SOME GIFS I MADE FROM THE BATTLE!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, ROYAL BLUE DOG IS MY TOON, TEAL DUCK IS ARROW'S TOON AND JACK
SQUIGGLEGADGET IS MY QPPS TOON.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~