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WELCOME TOOOO ONE OF MANY CANDIDATES FOR SILLIEST WEBBED SITE ON THE NET, CONFETTIGUTS! WE LOVE RAINBOWS, SPARKLES, LUCKY STAR AND YOU!!!

HEY! DOWN HERE! IMPORTANT!!!

THIS SITE CONTAINS SENSITIVE TOPICS SUCH AS
SMALL INSTANCES OF FLASHING LIGHTS, VERY BRIGHT COLORS, JAVASCRIPT*, A FEW IFRAMES, AUTOPLAYING MUSIC, CARTOONISH VIOLENCE AND LOTS OF CUSSING!!!
*NOT REQUIRED TO FUNCTION

THIS SITE IS OPTIMIZED FOR MOBILE! COME RIGHT ON IN!

SINCE YOU'RE ON MOBILE, SOME IMAGES (EXTRA BLINKIES, ETC) HAVE ALSO BEEN DISABLED FOR OPTIMIZATION. I PROMISE YOU'RE NOT MISSING MUCH

IF ANY OF THAT SOUNDS UNFUN TO YOU, PRIORITIZE YOUR SAFETY AND (POLITELY) PISS OFF!!!